Sarawak doesn’t develop??

I read bout “The truth about Sarawak” on Kenneth’s, Jimmy’s and Simon’s blog. All the things they wrote were true. Don’t believe? Pay a visit to Sarawak and you’ll know how stupid you are to think in such way. AirAsia is cheap nowadays. I just wanna add something to that.

SARAWAK

Orang Utan so CUTE

Sarawak is a blessed state that comes with many natural resources which support the economy of our country. Without Sarawak do you think Malaysia can survive? Hell no!!

Even Orang Utan is angry!!

Sarawak provides petroleum and Liquefied natural gas or LNG. These natural resources help to increase Malaysia economy. Where is the money from the sells of petroleum and LNG go? Government spends it to complete the development at West Malaysia but how much the money goes to Sarawak? No one know bout it.

This is the answer

Beside petroleum and LNG, Sarawak is also one of the world's largest exporters of tropical hardwood timber and is the major contributor to Malaysian exports. The timber at Sarawak is bigger than anyone cocks. This is for sure. But still the development by government concentrates at West Malaysia. What the hell!!!!

Here it goes.

This is actually what happen.

There are many more resources that contribute to Malaysia’s economy. I’m fucking lazy to find it. But if you guys still look down on Sarawakian, I’ll use Hornbill bird to drill of your fucking head. No kidding.

Anyway, I write these for the IGNORANT fella. My friend and housemate from West Malaysia still treat me nicely.

My Ideal Wife

This question pops into my mind this few days. What kind of woman should I take to be my future wife? I keep on thinking and I come out with few points below.

Job
Date: Last holiday
Place: Don’t know. (Inside Kenneth’s car)
Time: Unknown
Kenneth: Dude, it’s kinda hard to earn money now.
Edwin (me): Yeah. Money is so important. Money never enough.
Kenneth: Haha. I’ll look for wife that can earn money to lighten my burden.
Edwin: You’re right dude. Good wife with stable income. A perfect good combination.

A good woman should come with stable income. There’s no different between man and woman nowadays. Man and woman should earn money together to support a family. The best if she’s a teacher. Come with a stable income which is around 1k-2k and spend more times with family.

WOW!!!This Is NICE!!!

What more can I expect?


Cooking skill
I love my mom’s cooking. I get to know that not every mom know how to cook. My friend use to tapau(buy) food from outside since he’s small. Never taste her mom cooking. He wishes he could taste his mom cooking just for once. Dear God, I’m so lucky to have my mom. My future wife should possess with good cooking skill.

Bastard, I'm not gay. Just can't find suitable photo.

If she able to pleasure my tummy, I’ll love her till the end of this word.


Sexy and good looking
Every man wishes to have a sexy and good looking woman. Able to make other man jealous is one man success. How I wish also have one. At least good looking if she’s not sexy. With a great figure and beautiful face.

She's damn beautiful

Don’t anyone tell me they doesn’t wish for this unless they themselves is a fugly(fucking ugly).

Understand football
For guys, football is a war. Winner gets the praises and losers lose their dignity. It’s a battle that no one can afford to lose. For some girls, football just where all the hotties come from. My wife shouldn’t be one of them. Talking bout how hot Beckham and Christiano Ronaldo when I’m watching football really get on my nerve.

Glory Glory MAN UNITED

At least she should know The Great and Unbeatable Manchester United.

The another part of us always the best no matter. With only love, everything should be acceptable. Good or bad, she's just special.

MALAYSIA

I was born to be a Malaysia and also grow up to be it. Do you really know what happen in Malaysia? Don’t you fucker call yourself one without knowing it. Pls examine yourself with the points below.

Accident rate high??? Do you know the real reason behind it??

This is what usually happens. Malaysia has it place on top 10 highest accident chart in world...


Many tourist come here coz we are friendly. Is it true? I wonder...


Malaysian1:These “AH-Mo” boobies really nice!!!

malaysian2:Let go and talk to her...

Malaysian 1&2: Tonight we going to screw her. Damn....

“Ah Beng’s culture” . This is getting more and more serious. Pls beware of this disease...

For more info pls visit http://kennethwongpk.blogspot.com/2007/06/evolution-of-ah-bengs-song-na-si-wa-wu.html

Adidas, Nike, Original DVD??..

“We have pirated stuff!!..Only stupid asshole buy original stuff."

Air-Asia (Everyone can fly)

Do we have other transport???Taxi drivers are going back home to become farmer....

Points above just for fun. No offence. Anyway, i'm proud to become one of it. At least we dont have war going on. And our country is so peaceful. Damn. It's another heaven for me...Hell yeah! Stand up MALAYSIAN. Kick other ppl asses together.