Question

“If there were 2 money notes in front of you. One is RM10 and another one RM100. Which one will you choose?”

I asked some of my friends about this. These are how they answer me.

1st friend
“Of course choose RM100. You stupid ah?”
Nice one. Never think twice before making decision.

2nd friend
“Erm, erm, ermmm. If I take RM100 will I be curse? I think I’ll take RM10.”
Dude, you think too much. I think if you don’t take RM100 your mom will be cursing you.

3rd friend
“Who cares? I already have enough money.”
Are you nuts? I hope your dad bankrupt one day. Sure you’ll take even 1 cent on the floor.

4th friend
“Cheh. I never saw any money on floor. Lazy to answer you la.”
FcuK you. Can you jus answer my question?

Everyone have their own opinion. I have mine too. If I saw it, I’ll take BOTH. Honestly I’m greedy. Anyway, money never enough. You get RM5, you'll ask for RM10. RM10 to RM100, RM100 to RM1000, RM1000 to RM10000, RM10000 to RM100000, RM100000 to RM1000000, RM1000000 to RM10000000, RM10000000 to RM100000000........It never end.

P/s: Dear exam, I’m tired of you. Can u leave faster?...

Not LONG enough???

When I’m in my university (Multimedia University), I saw something that caught my eyes. I was so surprise to see it. All sort of questions pop into my mind. “Why it’s here? How can it be here? Someone need it?”

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ANDRO PENIS(Penis PERMANENT Lengthening Device)

Anyone have interest do not hesitate to call or contact me. I’ll try my best to help you find the ANDRO PENIS agent in my university.

Men Likes SEX???

I admit it as a man. No one hates it except you are AhPon (Pondan or sissy boy). Why we like it? Is it simply because we are pervert? I do not think so. Sex brings many benefits to both of the participant. There are 3 main reasons why men like sex.

Exercise

While having sex, we are moving our body. It’s also one kind f exercise. With the different postures, you are exercising each part of your body such as stomach, backbone and legs too. It’s so healthy and it’s more interesting than working on machine.


Mood

Even skeleton having sex

Anyone having sex while he’s angry? I think no if he’s still a normal guy. Having sex can maintain our good mood although it’s tiring. Anyone disagree? It’s proven that kissing can keep us away from moody feeling.


Relationship

Having sex once in awhile can help to maintain a relationship. You feel that your love one is one part of you. Feel the love she have for you and this will keep you two closer. But the person who addicted to sex is call “BEAST”.

Looking at BOOBIES

Don't simply having sex anywhere

What are you waiting for? Let have sex!!!!

P/s I’m just kidding with the fact above. It’s just for fun. I’m damn busy these few days. Sorry for the late update :)

Top 10 Drivers

Recently I received an email named “Top 10 Woman Drivers”. It indeed really funny and I can’t stop laughing when looking at it. What makes woman the worst driver? Keep reading and you’ll know the answer.

10th place goes to

Where she wanna go??

9th place goes to

What she looking at??

8th place goes to

Ermm...a train??

7th place goes to

Where she learns from??!!

6th place goes to

How she gonna comes out??

5th place goes to

Just coming from petrol station. I think so.

4th place goes to

Speechless!!

THE BRONZE MEDAL GOES TO

How she still can smile??

THE SILVER MEDAL GOES TO

Wow, where she rushing too?

The Champion is

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CHICKS RULES!!!!

Anyway, women just damage the car while men sacrifice other people life for his mistake. Women aren’t the worst driver. :)

For God sake, I hope he still alive.

Just bear in mind, “Ingatilah Orang Tersayang” (Think of Your Loves One).

PEACE!!

Martial Art

Place: Home
Time: Unknown
Date: Unknown (Few Years Back)
Dad: Edwin, you should go learn Tea Kwon Do
Edwin: Dad, I don’t wanna go. Everyday saw them so the warm up on floor. It’s dirty.
Dad: But you can protect yourself next time. I’ll pay for you the fee and so on.
Edwin: Don’t want. I rather do other stuff. [Other stuff mean lim teh (have drinks in Hokkien)]

My dad keep asking me to join Tea Kwan Do (or martial art because my secondary school only have one). He told me that I can protect myself next time. I ignored him but I’m regret now. After entered uni life, my walking alone means fear for me. There’s even people get rob inside the campus. What actually happen to people nowadays? Now I’m going to learn one for self protection. Martial arts below are in my consideration.

Kung Fu(Chinese martial art)




It’s from China. My grandpa is practicing it when he’s young. I think everyone know Wong Fei Hung (a great hero in China with his popular “No Shadow Kick”) and Bruce Lee (who spread the greatness of Chinese martial art).

No Shadow Kick

Chinese martial arts describe the enormous variety of martial arts styles originating in China. It’s evolutes from one dynasty to the next one. Keep on improving until now. The style can be categorized by location, as in Northern and Southern. Each place has it own techniques such as Wing Chun from southern.

Tae Kwon Do

Kick on face

Originate from South Korea and now become one of the most widely practiced martial art in the world. Kicking is the most important and the style also very interesting. I ever saw one guy being knocked off with just one kick when I’m on duty as PBSM. I’m not sure the guy is pretending coz scared of the competition. The ranking starts with white belt to the black color.


Kickboxing

There are many kinds of kickboxing. For example, Muay Thai(Thailand Kickboxing), Adithada(Indian Kickboxing and American Kickboxing. There are special rules in every type of kickboxing. Kickboxing actually refers to sport-fighting using kicks and punches and sometimes throws and bows representing a certain martial art or can be practiced for general fitness, or as a full-contact sport. When fighting, it requires a special glove (it’s so cool).


After few day considerations, I finally made my decision.

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A fighter call 'Bai'

I don't choose Tea Kwon Do because I still want my balls.

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It's hurt.

I'll never choose wrestling just simply because it's kids game.

P/s: I have to pay RM60 for training fees and another RM110 for my glove. I'm going to have instant noodle this month. There is no free lunch in this world :)